Without evidence of benefit, an intervention should not be presumed to be beneficial or safe.

- Rogue Medic

We cater to the most stupid people out of fear of . . . whatever

 

What do I mean by stupid?

This is an excellent example of stupid.
 

Florida country radio morning-show hosts Val St. John and Scott Fish are currently serving indefinite suspensions and possibly worse over a successful April Fools’ Day prank. They told their listeners that “dihydrogen monoxide” was coming out of the taps throughout the Fort Myers area.[1]

 

dihydrogen monoxide?
 

Terrifying.

di = Two
hydrogen = H
mono = One
oxide = O

Two Hs and One O.

We can rearrange these into the familiar chemical expression of H2O.

Danger! There is H2 in the drinking water!

I hope so. Water is not water, if there is no H2O.

So, some people were worried and called the water company. The water company should have stated –

Dihydrogen monoxide is just water.

Today is April Fools’ Day.

You have been fooled.

Have a laugh at yourself and get on with your day.

But no.

That would have been too reasonable.

This was the response – and threats of felony charges.
 


Click on images to make them larger.
 

Don’t tell people that there is dihydrogen monoxide in the water! Tell them that the reported problem is just a prank, but do not use the opportunity to educate people about what you sell them.

Feed their ignorance.
 

the two hosts could face felony charges for, again, reporting that the scientific name of water was coming out of the pipes. “My understanding is it is a felony to call in a false water quality issue,” Diane Holm, a public information officer for Lee County, told WTSP, while Renda stood firm about his deejays: “They will have to deal with the circumstances.”[1]

 

There is water in the water. – That is not a false water quality issue unless you are an idiot.

There are idiots making threatening to bring felony charges to try to deflect attention from the stupidity of the idiots. – That is a real water quality issue.
 

 
This is dihydrogen monoxide –
 


 

 

 

 
This is water –
 


 

 

 
Do you understand the difference?

What we call it has nothing to do with what it is.

Water is dihydrogen monoxide is H2O.

Water has also probably had every deadly disease in it for as long as there has been water. People, and other animals defecate in that water. The water company cleans the water that they provide to us.

The result is that tap water is almost always much cleaner than the bottled water you buy in a store.

We also fluoridate water in many places. fluoride protects teeth. The result is that the water is healthier with fluoride than without fluoride.

Some people make the mistake of thinking that a complicated name means that something is dangerous.

Or they think that a chemical is more dangerous than something that is natural.

Or they think that something man made is more dangerous than something that is natural.

That is not just wrong, it is Jenny McCarthy wrong, it is Creationist wrong, it is climate change denialist wrong, it is homeopathy wrong, it is just plain stupid, but too many of us are afraid to tell stupid people to stop spreading their stupidity, because we think that is not nice.

By that niceness, we lower ourselves to their level of stupidity.
 

How many scientists support Jenny McCarthy’s anti-vaccine conspiracy theories? Only a handful – and they seem to make money off of it.

How many scientists support Creationism’s anti-evolution conspiracy theories? Only a handful – and they seem to make money off of it.

How many scientists support climate change denialists’ conspiracy theories? Only a handful – and they seem to make money off of it.

How many scientists support homeopathy’s anti-medicine conspiracy theories? Only a handful – and they seem to make money off of it.
 

We give these con men equal time out of some distorted sense of balance between reality and their even more distorted misunderstanding of reality. Maybe these nuts should go hug a unicorn and leave sensible people alone.

Stupidity is not a virtue.

The cure is education, not denialism.

 


 

I do not know the origin of the Deadly Facts About Water poster. If you know, please send me the link and I will give credit. This poster is great.

Footnotes:

[1] Florida DJs May Face Felony for April Fools’ Water Joke Worse Than Rubio’s
By Alexander Abad-Santos
April 2, 2013
The Atlantic Wire
Article
 

Update, Wednesday: St. John and Fish were back on the air Wednesday, and officials with the local health department tell The Atlantic Wire that felony charges are not expected.

 

Maybe somebody did point out that criminal charges would be stupid and open them up to ridicule, but I had already written this when that update was posted.

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Can Anyone Show That Christine Maggiore Did Not Die Of AIDS?

At Respectful Insolence, the story HIV/AIDS denialist Christine Maggiore is dead, raises one big question.

If her family believes that she was right about HIV/AIDS – Prove it.

If her family believes that she did not die from complications of HIV/AIDS – Prove it.

If her supporters believe that she was right about HIV/AIDS – Prove it. Get the family to consent to an autopsy.

If there is no autopsy, why not? What are you afraid of?

If there is no autopsy, why not? What are you hiding?

The answer is obvious.

Christine Maggiore Did Die Of AIDS.

How many people will be convinced to avoid treatment, because of her delusion?

How many more people will she be responsible for killing?

She already killed her daughter.

Isn’t that enough?

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