Without evidence of benefit, an intervention should not be presumed to be beneficial or safe.

- Rogue Medic

Essay Contest With a Prize To Die For from Confessions of an EMS Newbie

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Now what are those two up to at Confessions of an EMS Newbie?

They are tempting you to compete for a trip to Sin City.

This can’t be good.


They might as well include a meeting with the EMS version of Dr. Evil – Dr. Bryan Bledsoe.

They might even have the winner spend a whole day with Dr. Bledsoe working in the emergency department learning about the reality that exists outside of EMS school and outside of unreasonably restrictive protocols.

After this, an EMS excommunication will be necessary, because you will probably start doing that one thing that administrators keep trying to prevent – thinking.

Once we start thinking, we can be expected to start questioning the rules that persist just because that’s the way we’ve always done things.

This will no longer be you –

You may spend more time learning about patient care than polishing brass.

You might start to wonder if our image really is more important than our patients.

You can expect to understand what people mean when they say that ignorance is bliss, because you will be aware of how idiotic EMS can be in the wrong hands.

Go for it!

Eat your heart our Wayne Newton.

The EMS Newbie Vegas Baby Contest.

What about rules?

1. Contest limited to newbies. Submission limited to EMT students or less than 2 years experience, verified by either their instructor or copy of card/certificate with original date of certification.

2. 400-600 words, double spaced, 1 inch margins, 12 pt font, MS Word or PDF format.

3. Submissions accepted from May 1 through midnight on June 1, submitted on the EMS Newbie website.

Any particular topic?

EMS and the Social Media Revolution: How has blogging, Twitter, Facebook and podcasting affected your EMS experience, and how do you see it shaping you in the future? As an EMT student or newbie, has social media changed the way you study or learn, or the way you approach your profession? Has social media been a positive influence, or a negative one?

What does the winner get?

1st Place: All expenses trip to EMS World Expo in Las Vegas. A 3-day conference registration and three show events (provided by EMS World), and a shift shadowing Dr Bryan Bledsoe at University Medical Center ED. Airfare supplied by Emergency Training Associates, and lodging supplied by Cielo Azul Publishing. The winner also gets a 1-year subscription to EMS World Magazine, and appears on one of our live webcasts from the Promed Network podcasting studio.

Is winning the only thing?

Apparently second place is not bad.

2nd Place: 1-year subscription to EMS World Magazine and fully stocked first responder BLS trauma bag. A customized Confessions of an EMS Newbie case for your iPhone, or other smartphone. A signed copy of En Route: A Paramedic’s Stories of Life, Death, and Everything in Between by Kelly Grayson.

Even third place gets prizes.

3rd Place: 1-year subscription to EMS World and fully stocked first responder BLS trauma bag. A signed copy of En Route: A Paramedic’s Stories of Life, Death, and Everything in Between by Kelly Grayson.

A signed copy of En Route: A Paramedic’s Stories of Life, Death, and Everything in Between by Kelly Grayson?

I’ve already got one.

And it is a great book. What would make it better is if Kelly recorded it as an audio book. Nothing like hearing an excellent raconteur tell his stories as they were meant to be told.

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For an example of the writing style that appeals to Kelly, you can read Harry Potter Needs a 1911, which Kelly linked to in his own repetitively titled Why Harry Potter Needs a 1911. Don’t try to bring one with you. You’ll just get up close and personal with the TSA. And Ron is the name of Harry Potter’s BFF . . . . You never see Kelly Grayson and Ron Davis in the same place at the same time as Harry Potter and Ron Weasley . . . . Hmmmmm.

Go write something and enter the contest.

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Comments

  1. Thank you, RM.

  2. Maybe you will have to write a new blog, entitled, Contributing to the delinquency of an EMS minor…….you could write it with Mr. Evil, I’m sorry Dr. Evil, he didn’t go to 6 years of evil medical school to be called Mister. Then they’d have one more target for the high performance EMS and profit before patient activists out there. Just some clowny thoughts for the day.