Without evidence of benefit, an intervention should not be presumed to be beneficial or safe.

- Rogue Medic

You Can’t Be Too Careful – I

Some people may have seen too many movies,

or may have forgotten to take their Ativan,

or may have been promoted well beyond their level of incompetence, . . .

A gag grenade mounted on a plaque that said “Complaint department: Take a number” led to the evacuation Thursday of an office building near ground zero,[1]

Just a little office building (the itty-bitty one in the middle) –


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For perspective, I drew in a grenade to the same scale as the building in the picture (not the scale of the people in the foreground). That grenade is here ->

No, that was just some dirt on your screen. You cannot see the grenade at the same scale as the picture. If I were to use a period to represent the grenade, it would be much too big. Much too big -> .

If Horton called for the evacuation, that might be understandable, but this was a human in a position of responsibility.

I’ll be he, or she, was thinking You Can’t Be Too Careful!

Same building. Different view.
 


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Same grenade. Different view ->

We still can’t see the grenade.

But it’s next to Ground Zero!

And?

The grenade came from Oklahoma City. They get American made terrorists in Oklahoma City. Does that entitle them to similarly foolish behavior?

What if it came from Illinois?

In Illinois, they have Illinois Nazis!

Here is a big picture of the grenade.
 


 

Oh, no!

I should have warned you. You might have soiled yourself.

I should have given you time to evacuate the internet, because You Can’t Be Too Careful!

Several employees said an announcement came over the building loudspeakers telling them to evacuate as quickly as possible. Octavio Diaz was wearing a neon yellow backpack as he helped lead his co-workers out of the building to a nearby volleyball court, where they waited until the all-clear.

“Stuff like this happens, so you’ve got to take it seriously,” he said. “We’re ready to go.”[1]

I hope they take this as seriously as I do.

If the grenade had been real, it could have destroyed — what? — a room. Of course, there’s no downside to Brookfield Properties overreacting.[5]

Yes, Bruce Schneier is being sarcastic.

What if someone brings one of these coffee mugs to work?

Evacuate the building?

Or just evacuate the break room? After all, we don’t want to overdo it.
 


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That could be Colombian coffee.

You Can’t Be Too Careful!

Or it could just be decaf. 🙄

Footnotes:

[1] Toy grenade prompts NYC office building evacuation
Published: Thursday, April 12, 2012, 9:21 PM
Updated: Thursday, April 12, 2012, 9:51 PM
By The Associated Press
blog.al.com
Article

[2] Horton Hears a Who!
Wikipedia
Article about the book by Dr. Seuss

[3] Overreacting to Potential Bombs
May 8, 2012
Schneier on Security
Article

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